‘Hellboy’ (2019) – A John H Foote Review

As portrayed by Ian McShane, bartender, owner of the Gem Saloon, murderer and terrifying presence in ‘Deadwood’, Al Swearengen is one of TV’s greatest creations. Dangerous, often a vile man, he has moments when he shows great kindness for those less fortunate than he is, though we know he will butcher anyone to cross him. Watching McShane work, I wondered if it was possible for this extraordinary actor to be caught giving a bad performance? He has often been the best thing in a lot of bad movies…but here, wow, such a complete disaster.
Portraying Hellboy’s father, McShane is boring, drop-dead boring. Given the film he is in that is no surprise. Stripped of the cocky, smart ass attitude of original Hellboy, Ron Pearlman, the question I found myself asking throughout was why? Did we need a reboot of ‘Hellboy’? Why recast? But then such logical questions have no place among superhero films. Consider since 2002 we have had three actors portray Spider-Man spread over nine films, while since 1989, five actors have worn the cowl of the Dark Knight. I wonder sometimes if it matters who wears the suit?
Where is Del Toro? I refuse to mention the director here but he does such an amateur job. Recasting Hellboy means replacing Ron Pearlman, so good as the red giant who despite his demonic look is a good guy here to fight for the human race. In his place is David Harbour, a decent enough actor, an Emmy winner as the protector on ‘Stranger Things’, the Netflix sensation, but he is no Pearlman. Lacking is the swagger, the cocky arrogance of the creature, and the comic timing.
The writers seem to feel they can replace the humour and wit with swearing, we hear the word “fuck” often, which surprised me because they never needed it with the previous films. Harbour looks the part, except for the goofy attempt at hair, and growls on cue, but we are never invested in him as a hero or character. The worst superhero film I have seen was ‘Green Lantern’ (2011), the Ryan Reynolds abomination…..until this mess! This might be the years worst film, come year end. Some movies are just painful to watch. I hated every stinking frame of this piece of…you know!

 

The Cinemawala Rating: 0/5

 

 

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